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Friday 12 October 2012

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Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o


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A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
"WE"
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)


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May ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake,
Very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous.
Alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck.


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Two Reasons To Give
Exam …

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours

In Self Meditation. . .

2. You Can See Your Teachers

Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …


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As good luck would have it. 

Those who have succeeded at anything and 
Don't mention luck are kidding themselves


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Wish you 'All the very best of LUCK' 

May God stay wid yu dis day and give yu peace of mind. 
May God give yu a happy heart and his love all da time.



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May God grant u a sun to warm u, 

A moon to charm u, 
An angel so no one can harm u... 
Smile now 
Wish u best of luck.


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Success is like a beautiful girl 

it will leave us at any time, 
but 
Failure is like a mother it will 
teach us some important 
lessons of life. Gud Luck!

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a perfect student is not the one who read books before exam, 

BUTwrites a new book in exam with innovative ideas and outstanding theories.=P


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Four things boys do in the

Examination Hall1.
Counting the Girls2.
Counting the fans & tube
lights3. Reading the brand
name of their pen4.
Thinking of studying for at
least next ExamsFour
things Girls do in the Exam
Hall1.Write2.Write3.Write4
.And just WriteAata ho ya
na aata ho….



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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,"Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p


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Papers ki Roti. Notes ka Achaar.

 Tube Light ki Kirne. 
Questions ki Bahar.
 Teachers ki Dushmani. 
Dostoo ka Pyaar.. 
MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR

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Rain of summer, 

snow of winter
, grace of autumn, 
glory of spring,
 May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
    Good luck & God bless u

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In exam hall a girl to santa:

Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

“The”

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Knock, Knock 

I knocked at heaven's door this morning. 
God asked me...My child, what can I do for you? 
And I said, Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message. 
God smiled and answered...Request granted.

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Tum ChuptAy pHir rAhAy ThAy, Magr Pathanoo Ne Tumhain pKar hI Lia. Happy EidInPeshawAr Kyun Re Chand Ke§i Rahi.


The most unfulfilled desire

Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

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It takes 15 trees to

produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble

cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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Wats d height of hope??

It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

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A good teacher according to students is 1 who :


-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week

-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

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EXAMS OFFER

Take a SLIP to the EXAM HALL & show it to ur nearest TEACHER & WIN a FREE TRIP 2 PRINCIPAL's room & Enjoy unlimited HOLIDAYS!!!!
Gud ni8!!!:-)

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Exam is a way by crossing which,

A student enters into
New world of studies,
Experience and also
New world of friends.


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Humne iss liye mehfilon me jana chorr diya

Dost
Ki koi pooch na le.
‘beta “paper” ki tiyari kesi hy.
HapPy ExAm seaS0N;


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uestion:

Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
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Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

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