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Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
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Oscar nomination for blue films are:
1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti.
2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina.
3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me.
4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.
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With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
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Who is she?
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Balloon
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Ladka: Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue: Chal phir nikaal bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko.
Moral:Mere msg gande nhi hote
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Ladkiya PANT ke Niche
kya Pahenti hai ?
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Socho
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sochte raho
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Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai.
Hawas k Pujaariyo!!
Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi..
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BIWI ko
Din me karoge to
wo SUST rahegi
Sham ko karoge to CHUST rahegi
Roj karoge to TANDURAST rahegi
Karte rahoge to
KHUSH rahegi
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"OFFICE SE ROJ SIRF EK CALL"
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Log Kapdo K style Pr N Jane Kitne Paise Brbad Krte He Jbki Zindgi k sb se
Hasin,Khbsurt pal Bina Kapdo k guzrte H
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apna BACHPAN yar
Jb dekho tb galat sochte ho
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Mujhe aapke lips pe
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Bas 1 Bar
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Plz Bas 1Bar?
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Bahut Dil chah rha hai
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Bas 1 Bar?
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1 Pyari si "SMILE" Dekhni h.
bs Yahi wali.
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Girl: plz mere ghar pe aao na.
Boy : nahi main nahi aaunga.
Girl: Q
Boy: main aaunga to uppr chadna padega.
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Wo bhi 9 floor upper
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An indian girl maried a spanish man n went 2 spain.
she dint knew spanish if she wanted 2 buy leg piece of chicken she wud lift her skirt n show her leg this went on
sometime.
1 day she wanted to buy banana.
She took her husband to shop u know why?
Bcoz he knew spanish.!
Bt i like d way u think.
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Mard aur Aurat ka rishta b saala ajeeb hai...
Door raho to JUDAI...
aur paas raho to
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to ladai.
han han wo b hota h jo tum soch rhe ho....
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Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.
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Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
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EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.
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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.
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Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
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Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.
Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
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Ek kiss ke baad kya hota hai..???
sharmao mat yaar..
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socho...
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Ek kiss (21) ke baad..
ba iss (22) hota hai....
aapne kya socha..?
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KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
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Wo MotA sA, .
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Aas-PAAs bAAL,
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NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr...
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NEvEr??
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JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?
What's An Average 6 Inch
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Long Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? .
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think POSITIVE
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There Iz Nothing Greater
Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..
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Agar aadhi raat ko
aapka dil kare aur
biwi ka mood na ho
To....!!
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:-x :-P
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Biwi ko tang na
kare
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Khud uthkar apne
hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch
ko salaam.
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1st class ka baccha apni miss se khta h.
Mai apko kaisa lagta hu,
miss - so sweet !
Baccha -to fir mai apni ammi abbu ko apke ghar kab bheju.
Miss- wo kyo?
Baccha-taki wo humari bat aage chalaye .
Miss' ye kya bakwas h.
Baccha-tution padane k liye
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Line marne k 3 tarike.
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1.pen se
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2. Marker se
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3. Pencil se.
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Sab ko apne jaisa line marne wala mat samjho.
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Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTI
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Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
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1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?
1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.
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LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.
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Men sure have Double Standards:
Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY
Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS
Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK
Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!
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Ladies k Pass Wo kya he jo
-round h
-left & right side h
-chalte hue hilte h
-uska naam B se shuru hota h?
BANGLES
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega
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Ladies k Pass Wo kya he jo
-round h
-left & right side h
-chalte hue hilte h
-uska naam B se shuru hota h?
BANGLES
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega
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1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.
2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.
3rd Time Jalan Hui.
4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!
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Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband
din-rat dabana chahta he?
Socho
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"Uska GALA"
Ladkiyan sabSe
Zyada Garam
Kab hOti Hain.?
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...Naa,
Munna naa...!
Jab unhen
Bukhar HOta
Hai.
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OYE..
Kya samajta he Apne Aap ko Tu?
Sms bhej muje,
Warna..
Teri
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MMMMMM
MMMMMMM
MMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMAARZI
Yaar...
Mat BHEJ,
Zabarjasti Thodi karunga tere saath
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Wo kaun si Movie He jO AaP Awaaz Band Kr k Bhi Deko tab bhi boht MAZA aata hai?
Think?
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"MR.BEAN"
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat walo ko milti hai.
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1: Jungle mein ghumta white hanthi.
2: Without affairs wala jeevan sathi
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Dhyaan se Padho
Jo apne hote hai
wohi tumhari Gaand me
ungli kar ke bhaag jate hai
warna
Gairo ko kya khabar ke
tumhe isme maza aata hai..!!
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1 ladki dentist ke paas gayi aur BRA utarkar let gayi
Dr gusse me bola: Main Dentist hu
Lady: Main bhi daant nikalwane hi aayi hu,
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
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Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
Oscar nomination for blue films are:
1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti.
2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina.
3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me.
4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
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Who is she?
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Balloon
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Ladka: Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi na ho,
Ladki muskrate hue: Chal phir nikaal bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko.
Moral:Mere msg gande nhi hote
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Ladkiya PANT ke Niche
kya Pahenti hai ?
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Socho
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sochte raho
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Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai.
Hawas k Pujaariyo!!
Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi..
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
BIWI ko
Din me karoge to
wo SUST rahegi
Sham ko karoge to CHUST rahegi
Roj karoge to TANDURAST rahegi
Karte rahoge to
KHUSH rahegi
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"OFFICE SE ROJ SIRF EK CALL"
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
Log Kapdo K style Pr N Jane Kitne Paise Brbad Krte He Jbki Zindgi k sb se
Hasin,Khbsurt pal Bina Kapdo k guzrte H
..
..
..
..
..
apna BACHPAN yar
Jb dekho tb galat sochte ho
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
Mujhe aapke lips pe
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Bas 1 Bar
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Plz Bas 1Bar?
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Bahut Dil chah rha hai
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Bas 1 Bar?
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1 Pyari si "SMILE" Dekhni h.
bs Yahi wali.
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
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Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
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use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
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EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
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come behind the PYRAMID.
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Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
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Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
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Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
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Ek kiss ke baad kya hota hai..???
sharmao mat yaar..
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socho...
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KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
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JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?
What's An Average 6 Inch
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Always Think POSITIVE
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There Iz Nothing Greater
Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..
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Agar aadhi raat ko
aapka dil kare aur
biwi ka mood na ho
To....!!
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Ek bar fir aapki soch
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1st class ka baccha apni miss se khta h.
Mai apko kaisa lagta hu,
miss - so sweet !
Baccha -to fir mai apni ammi abbu ko apke ghar kab bheju.
Miss- wo kyo?
Baccha-taki wo humari bat aage chalaye .
Miss' ye kya bakwas h.
Baccha-tution padane k liye
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Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
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Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
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Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
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1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?
1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.
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LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
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Men sure have Double Standards:
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Hate Donkeys
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1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.
2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.
3rd Time Jalan Hui.
4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.
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Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband
din-rat dabana chahta he?
Socho
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Ladkiyan sabSe
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1 ladki dentist ke paas gayi aur BRA utarkar let gayi
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Lady: Main bhi daant nikalwane hi aayi hu,
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
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